we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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