you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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