normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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