bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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