So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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