I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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