Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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