And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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