come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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