Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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