no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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