you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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