I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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