Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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