ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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