I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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