Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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