As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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