I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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