Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
