Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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