Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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