So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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