just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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