Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
