the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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