Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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