You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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