Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
bring money and cleavage
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I will be naked everywhere
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Randomize
