Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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