Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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