You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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