is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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