I got chris browned last night
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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