The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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