yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I am one with the molecules
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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