i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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