I bet he comes in French.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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