this just has baby written all over it
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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