I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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