love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
