I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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