Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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