We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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