Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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