? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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