What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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