i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
