omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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