To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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