The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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