There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He shit in the fireplace
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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