Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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