i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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