Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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