i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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